social cuts

In an attempt to save money I’m cutting all expenditure to my social and recreational department. From thus day forth I shall take up only solitary ping-pong and cats in general as an equally eloquent and adequate substitute to my former social life.

Now if you excuse me friends, I’m going to go Maccas Drive Thru, purchase 4 large chips, 3 Sprites, watch me some Daria and repeat for the next 5 weeks… until… UNTIL I LEAVE FOR LONDON!!!